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#1: No icon Unreal Facts! Author: EvilGrinsLocation: Palo Alto, CA PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm
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#1: Skaarj do not taste like chicken.

#2: The lower 2 arms of Nali are not as long as the upper 2, if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.

#3: Birds on Na Pali are like pigeons from Earth but with better aim. They drop invisible poop on campers all the time.

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#2: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: Karlthegreat PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:47 pm
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EvilGrins wrote (View Post):

if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.
 


Just slaughter them, it takes care of that problem.

#3: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: RollypopLocation: Damascus PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 2:56 pm
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Karlthegreat wrote (View Post):
EvilGrins wrote (View Post):

if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.
 


Just slaughter them, it takes care of that problem.
 


"just terrorizing the locals " said Karlthegreat once .....
as i remember  rofl

#4: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: RollypopLocation: Damascus PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:52 pm
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ok , here is a fact i learnt the hard way :
the queen can jump , no matter how fat she is  speechless  Shocked

#5: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: Karlthegreat PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:20 am
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Rollypop wrote (View Post):
ok , here is a fact i learnt the hard way :
the queen can jump , no matter how fat she is  speechless  Shocked
 
Whilst we're at it:
- An adult Brachiosaur can stomp you to death with one move, even if you have def relic. Source: personal experience.

#6: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: EvilGrinsLocation: Palo Alto, CA PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 2:04 am
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#7: Titans are very sensitive about their weight.

#7: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: DarkBeemo PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:06 am
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Devilfish are poisonous and should not be consumed.

#8: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: hjerteLocation: mouse burrow PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:56 am
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#9: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: Karlthegreat PostPosted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 11:35 pm
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#10 Skaarj did 9/11.

#11 Killing pupae is very satisfying.

#10: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: DarkBeemo PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 6:41 am
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Gibbing enemies and scoring headshots can be very, very satisfying.

#11: No icon Re: Unreal Facts! Author: EvilGrinsLocation: Palo Alto, CA PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2020 9:26 am
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None of the bots have ever washed their hands.



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