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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:48 pm
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#1: Skaarj do not taste like chicken.

#2: The lower 2 arms of Nali are not as long as the upper 2, if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.

#3: Birds on Na Pali are like pigeons from Earth but with better aim. They drop invisible poop on campers all the time.

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if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.
 


Just slaughter them, it takes care of that problem.
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EvilGrins wrote (View Post):

if they lose usage of their upper arms they cannot wash their faces.
 


Just slaughter them, it takes care of that problem.
 


"just terrorizing the locals " said Karlthegreat once .....
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ok , here is a fact i learnt the hard way :
the queen can jump , no matter how fat she is  speechless  Shocked
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ok , here is a fact i learnt the hard way :
the queen can jump , no matter how fat she is  speechless  Shocked
 
Whilst we're at it:
- An adult Brachiosaur can stomp you to death with one move, even if you have def relic. Source: personal experience.
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#7: Titans are very sensitive about their weight.

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Devilfish are poisonous and should not be consumed.
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#10 Skaarj did 9/11.

#11 Killing pupae is very satisfying.
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Gibbing enemies and scoring headshots can be very, very satisfying.
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None of the bots have ever washed their hands.

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