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MH-!wDx!Elitez-[v1]
Match Infos
MatchID:114235
Players:6
Teamscore:37,968
Monsterleft:9
Deaths:65
Suicides:0
TeamKills:0
Distance traveled:45,00km
Map Time:01:32:44
Playdate:2015-08-27 06:34:13
Team Awards:
  PlayerScoreDeathsSuicidesTeamKillsTimeDistance
water19057 9 0 0 01:29:12 10,97km
Absolutely35208 8 0 0 01:03:09 7,59km
Kaz15920 21 0 0 00:57:48 11,44km
Jobo8863 16 0 0 00:37:08 8,17km
Cupcake11702 10 0 0 00:32:28 4,70km
karkass207105 1 0 0 00:19:33 2,13km

Monster Kill Statistic
Player Other TOTAL
water 0 18 0 4 0 0 4/4 266/1 0 15 0 0 7/1 273 0 11 0 0 0/3 598
Absolutely 0 0 0 0 140/2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 124/5 0 17 0 0 0/1 281
Kaz 5/8 13 2/4 27 61 0 5/4 0 0/2 6 0/1 0 9 0 1/1 17 0 0 0/2 146
Jobo 6/5 9 1/4 23 0 0 2/3 0 0/2 0 0/1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/1 42
Cupcake 4/3 6 0 27/1 0 0 11/6 0 0 21 0 0 23 0 8 0 0 0 0 100
karkass 17 1 4 0 0 0 9 0 3 0 4/1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 38
Monster killed         Killed by Monster
Chatlog
2015-08-27 05:30.09 Absolutely: in the tunnel
2015-08-27 05:33.44 water: brb
2015-08-27 05:48.36 water: back
2015-08-27 05:48.45 Ace: yo
2015-08-27 05:48.53 water: sup
2015-08-27 05:49.10 Absolutely: here i´m listening to 12am subwoofers
2015-08-27 05:49.28 water: yours?
2015-08-27 05:49.30 Absolutely: wondering about the world
2015-08-27 05:49.32 Absolutely: fuck no
2015-08-27 05:49.36 Absolutely: there´s a noise ordinance
2015-08-27 05:49.40 water: oh
2015-08-27 05:49.41 Ace: Im waiting on you
2015-08-27 05:50.52 water: u guys see that lady get shot
2015-08-27 05:51.02 Ace: hell yea
2015-08-27 05:51.12 Ace: shit crazy
2015-08-27 05:51.14 Absolutely: i don´t follow news it´s all lies
2015-08-27 05:51.23 Absolutely: people tryna make you think some kind of way
2015-08-27 05:51.25 water: i think so too
2015-08-27 05:51.27 Absolutely: i´m not fond of it
2015-08-27 05:51.46 water: its like every day is something new to cover up stuff
2015-08-27 05:52.02 Absolutely: there´s no such thing as racism there´s no such thing as sexism
2015-08-27 05:52.15 Absolutely: women have like a 2% lower pay gap because they fucking suck at manual labor
2015-08-27 05:52.20 Absolutely: hillary is not going to be president
2015-08-27 05:52.24 Absolutely: obama is a fucking tool
2015-08-27 05:52.28 Absolutely: there is no space program
2015-08-27 05:52.33 Absolutely: nasa is a lie to the american public
2015-08-27 05:52.44 z4hra<3: chill
2015-08-27 05:52.51 water: ur right
2015-08-27 05:54.00 Absolutely: oh and they legitimately sell life threatening poison in every store you´ve ever been to
2015-08-27 05:54.02 Absolutely: in america
2015-08-27 05:54.19 water: our food?
2015-08-27 05:54.23 Absolutely: nope it´s not that
2015-08-27 05:54.31 Absolutely: there are some preservatives
2015-08-27 05:54.34 Absolutely: kind of necessary
2015-08-27 05:54.37 Absolutely: i mean cleaning products
2015-08-27 05:55.04 Absolutely: and yes there is no criminal liability for damage caused by a perfume
2015-08-27 05:55.07 Absolutely: because there are no regulations
2015-08-27 05:55.16 Absolutely: if you die or commit a crime after smelling a perfume
2015-08-27 05:55.19 Absolutely: you are responsible
2015-08-27 05:55.34 Absolutely: there are serious physiological changes that other people can´t detect
2015-08-27 05:55.38 Absolutely: i am just trying to warn the world
2015-08-27 05:55.41 Absolutely: i care about people
2015-08-27 05:55.46 z4hra<3: this is some deep shit for a game
2015-08-27 05:55.57 water: nah
2015-08-27 05:56.08 Ace: its all a game
2015-08-27 05:56.13 Ace:
2015-08-27 05:56.13 Absolutely: do you know what carpet powder does?
2015-08-27 05:56.17 Absolutely: well it´s basically salt
2015-08-27 05:56.23 Absolutely: but ground down so fine that it can float in the air
2015-08-27 05:56.24 water: cause asthma?
2015-08-27 05:56.31 Absolutely: pretty much but worse than that
2015-08-27 05:56.39 Absolutely: put it in your carpet.. vacuum it.. shoots into the air
2015-08-27 05:56.47 Absolutely: enters your respiratory system and CUTS YOUR LUNGS
2015-08-27 05:56.48 water: its nasty
2015-08-27 05:56.50 Absolutely: salt is extremely sharp
2015-08-27 05:57.02 Absolutely: even just smelling ocean water for years can damage your lungs
2015-08-27 05:57.19 Ace: I learned alot today.
2015-08-27 05:57.20 Absolutely: this shit you intentionally make it fly around your house
2015-08-27 05:57.41 Absolutely: your vacuum´s filter can not catch such fine grain salt
2015-08-27 05:57.44 Absolutely: but your lungs can
2015-08-27 05:58.11 Absolutely: someone exposed me to it
2015-08-27 05:58.15 Absolutely: after i told him the dangers
2015-08-27 05:58.23 Absolutely: he literally put it in my room where i keep my food and clothes
2015-08-27 05:58.26 z4hra<3: oh hell naw
2015-08-27 05:58.29 Absolutely: i got a massive respiratory infection
2015-08-27 05:58.38 water: wtf
2015-08-27 05:58.51 Absolutely: how mice and rats and dogs and cats die: lung collapse after respiratory infection
2015-08-27 05:58.55 Absolutely: same illness here
2015-08-27 05:59.01 Absolutely: i told him the danger.. oh yeah he´s my brother
2015-08-27 05:59.22 Absolutely: so i´m pretty fucking heated now i have more irreversible lung damage
2015-08-27 05:59.29 Absolutely: and everyone in the house has a respiratory infection
2015-08-27 05:59.32 Absolutely: including both of my animals
2015-08-27 05:59.34 Absolutely: and a cat
2015-08-27 05:59.45 Absolutely: i mean fucking everyone
2015-08-27 05:59.50 Absolutely: i hope that kid feels like a fucking retard
2015-08-27 05:59.56 Absolutely: he´s sick too
2015-08-27 05:59.59 Absolutely: AND HE STILL WON´T LEARN
2015-08-27 06:00.30 Absolutely: my animals seize and convulse when they smell the shit
2015-08-27 06:00.30 Jobo: hi
2015-08-27 06:00.36 water: he young or just a jerk
2015-08-27 06:00.51 Absolutely: no he´s older than me and he has fucking idiot issues
2015-08-27 06:00.58 Absolutely: because he sprays perfume on himself EVERY DAY 8x a day
2015-08-27 06:01.02 Absolutely: and it makes him retarded
2015-08-27 06:01.07 Absolutely: makes him unable to learn or store information
2015-08-27 06:01.16 Absolutely: the only thing his mind can think about for the entire day is the smell on his body
2015-08-27 06:01.20 Absolutely: his nose full of chemicals
2015-08-27 06:01.25 Absolutely: his learning processes shut down
2015-08-27 06:01.30 z4hra<3: does that mean you don´t wear perfume?
2015-08-27 06:01.32 Absolutely: this is the danger that america poses to the world
2015-08-27 06:01.37 Absolutely: i can´t go near the shit
2015-08-27 06:01.45 z4hra<3: you´re gross
2015-08-27 06:01.45 water: why does lol
2015-08-27 06:01.57 water: who*
2015-08-27 06:02.00 Absolutely: if i walk past a stranger and smell perfume on them i immediately hack, cough and have seizures
2015-08-27 06:02.06 Absolutely: LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING
2015-08-27 06:02.12 Absolutely: YOU CAN HURT PEOPLE BY WEARING THIS SHIT
2015-08-27 06:02.14 Absolutely: not only yourself
2015-08-27 06:02.17 z4hra<3: so you probably smell like B.O
2015-08-27 06:02.28 Absolutely: no i have an unfriendly bar of antibacterial soap
2015-08-27 06:02.36 z4hra<3: oh i must be a real danger to society then
2015-08-27 06:02.45 Absolutely: you think allergies are a joke?
2015-08-27 06:02.50 water: i wear deoderant does that count
2015-08-27 06:03.09 Absolutely: deodorant is not helpful but doesn´t inhibit learning processes as much
2015-08-27 06:03.10 z4hra<3: you´ll probably have a heart attack if you come near me
2015-08-27 06:03.17 Absolutely: and that´s hilarious to you?
2015-08-27 06:03.25 z4hra<3: you´re such a retard
2015-08-27 06:03.25 Absolutely: you can kill someone by spraying chemicals on your body?
2015-08-27 06:03.30 Absolutely: allergies are not a joke.
2015-08-27 06:03.35 z4hra<3: yeah i´d laugh if i did
2015-08-27 06:03.43 Absolutely: ok here´s a task for you
2015-08-27 06:03.49 Absolutely: go to petco and pick up a mouse out of the tank
2015-08-27 06:03.50 water: how come you need so much perfume though
2015-08-27 06:03.55 Absolutely: LOL STINKER
2015-08-27 06:04.00 Absolutely: but then you watch the mouse
2015-08-27 06:04.04 Absolutely: HAVE SEIZURES
2015-08-27 06:04.07 Absolutely: and you think that´s hilarious
2015-08-27 06:04.12 Ace: What about 9/11
2015-08-27 06:04.12 z4hra<3: why do i give a fuck about a mouse?
2015-08-27 06:04.14 Absolutely: "haha mouse you got sick from me lol"
2015-08-27 06:04.25 Absolutely: because the illness affects up to 10% of the human population
2015-08-27 06:04.26 water: jetfuel cant melt steel beams
2015-08-27 06:04.42 Absolutely: if you wonder why people cringe in disgust at you all day
2015-08-27 06:04.47 Ace: Why lie?
2015-08-27 06:04.47 Absolutely: it´s because you smell like a fucking whore
2015-08-27 06:04.48 Absolutely: get over it
2015-08-27 06:04.52 Absolutely: qq moar
2015-08-27 06:05.02 z4hra<3: people actually compliment me on my smell
2015-08-27 06:05.03 Absolutely: perfume allergies are dead serious and animals will bite you if you go near them wearing perfume
2015-08-27 06:05.07 z4hra<3: but sure you know my life better
2015-08-27 06:05.09 Absolutely: that´s the excuse my brother uses
2015-08-27 06:05.17 Absolutely: it doesn´t work
2015-08-27 06:05.20 Absolutely: allergies are not a joke
2015-08-27 06:05.31 Absolutely: the perfume industry is unregulated and they can easily slip arsenic into your perfume
2015-08-27 06:05.33 Absolutely: without being sued
2015-08-27 06:05.34 Absolutely: or liable
2015-08-27 06:05.39 z4hra<3: just because you have bad hygiene, doesn´t mean we all have to
2015-08-27 06:05.45 water: i dont ge why someone would need perfume if you shower every day and use deoderant
2015-08-27 06:05.46 Absolutely: that´s horribly accusatory
2015-08-27 06:05.56 water:
2015-08-27 06:05.57 Absolutely: minimum two showers daily
2015-08-27 06:06.06 Absolutely: actually if you understood my illness you would understand how much i clean myself
2015-08-27 06:06.11 Jobo: Im sorry
2015-08-27 06:06.17 Absolutely: just like a kitty cat that sits around grooming itself all day
2015-08-27 06:06.35 Absolutely: there is a biological, hereditary reason that the animals do this
2015-08-27 06:06.41 Absolutely: their skin is sticky and feels disgusting
2015-08-27 06:06.51 Absolutely: you ever seen magnet man? can hold a bowl with his palm?
2015-08-27 06:06.53 Absolutely: sticky skin
2015-08-27 06:07.01 Absolutely: all animals have it
2015-08-27 06:07.05 Absolutely: touch the pad of their paw
2015-08-27 06:07.19 Absolutely: check their teeth for orange stains check their eyes for red eyeboogers
2015-08-27 06:07.23 Absolutely: you don´t know what i´m talking about
2015-08-27 06:07.28 Absolutely: but i hope to fucking god you can learn
2015-08-27 06:07.34 Absolutely: en.wikipedia.org/porphyria
2015-08-27 06:08.02 water: u go to docs for it
2015-08-27 06:08.26 water: i dont trust docs really
2015-08-27 06:08.28 Absolutely: oh hey i had a question
2015-08-27 06:08.40 Absolutely: what exactly is the problem you have with the natural smells the human body produces?
2015-08-27 06:08.43 Absolutely: the distress odor?
2015-08-27 06:08.47 Jobo: DAMN!
2015-08-27 06:09.06 water: me?
2015-08-27 06:09.06 Absolutely: this is a biologically set mechanism to explain the feelings you are undergoing to other animals
2015-08-27 06:09.14 Absolutely: i mean z4
2015-08-27 06:09.19 Absolutely: thinks "body odor" is unnatural
2015-08-27 06:09.21 water: oh
2015-08-27 06:09.23 water: lol
2015-08-27 06:09.33 z4hra<3: no i just think it smells bad you fucking retard
2015-08-27 06:09.34 Absolutely: "distress odor" warns other animals that you are having a bad time and it might be a good idea to stay away
2015-08-27 06:09.41 Absolutely: of course that shit is obnoxious
2015-08-27 06:10.04 Absolutely: how the fuck do you think I like having to take 5 showers a day hitting my pits with antibac soap because i can´t find safe deodorant?
2015-08-27 06:10.09 Absolutely: yeah it smells bad
2015-08-27 06:10.16 Absolutely: but you don´t understand the message it communicates
2015-08-27 06:10.19 Absolutely: ALL ANIMALS HAVE IT
2015-08-27 06:10.23 Absolutely: "wet dog" smell
2015-08-27 06:10.28 z4hra<3: what´s your point?
2015-08-27 06:10.28 Absolutely: you´re familiar with it
2015-08-27 06:10.35 Absolutely: you´re offended by biological occurences
2015-08-27 06:10.39 Absolutely: you must know very little about science
2015-08-27 06:10.47 z4hra<3: dude, i just said it stinks. chill
2015-08-27 06:10.55 Absolutely: i just wanted you to know what it is
2015-08-27 06:10.58 Absolutely: and the purpose
2015-08-27 06:11.06 Absolutely: it actually occurs more after you perfume yourself
2015-08-27 06:11.08 Ace: Lol
2015-08-27 06:11.12 Absolutely: because try washing a dog
2015-08-27 06:11.18 z4hra<3: talk to water, i´m here to play not to talk to retards
2015-08-27 06:11.19 Absolutely: and then they get that fucking smell on them right afterwards
2015-08-27 06:11.22 Absolutely:
2015-08-27 06:11.29 Absolutely: you realize how uneducated you sound
2015-08-27 06:11.30 Ace: lets do it?
2015-08-27 06:11.31 Absolutely: no one respects you
2015-08-27 06:11.36 Absolutely: you have not a good word to tell the world
2015-08-27 06:11.40 z4hra<3: funny coming from you
2015-08-27 06:11.42 Absolutely: "i wear lots of perfume lol" "ur a retard"
2015-08-27 06:11.46 Absolutely: dude
2015-08-27 06:11.53 Absolutely: you will never advance past 100iq
2015-08-27 06:11.56 Absolutely: if you wear perfume
2015-08-27 06:11.59 z4hra<3: yeah because i´m not gonna flaunt my ´intelligence´ on a fucking game
2015-08-27 06:12.02 z4hra<3: stfu and play
2015-08-27 06:12.06 Absolutely: on an anonymous character?
2015-08-27 06:12.09 Absolutely: "flaunting"
2015-08-27 06:12.14 Absolutely: i can simply change my name and say the same shit
2015-08-27 06:12.21 Absolutely: i don´t give out personal information that you don´t need
2015-08-27 06:12.25 Absolutely: i don´t play internet pride games
2015-08-27 06:12.27 z4hra<3: i think you have mental issues
2015-08-27 06:12.45 Absolutely: allergies and a knowledge of biology = mental issues
2015-08-27 06:12.51 Absolutely: honestly enjoy staying retarded
2015-08-27 06:13.01 Absolutely: keep spritzing yourself with that garbage and wondering why you can´t think straight
2015-08-27 06:13.12 Absolutely: or you are confused or you can´t learn at school
2015-08-27 06:13.19 Absolutely: or you fail tests
2015-08-27 06:13.25 z4hra<3: i just don´t understand why you come here to talk about allergies
2015-08-27 06:13.38 Absolutely: it´s nice to spread information
2015-08-27 06:13.46 Absolutely: the internet is here for humans to use as a tool for learning
2015-08-27 06:13.54 Absolutely: not a tool for "creating internet identity"
2015-08-27 06:13.55 z4hra<3: you realise you´re basically talking to yourself most of the time
2015-08-27 06:14.01 Absolutely: so you assume
2015-08-27 06:14.09 Absolutely: yet i dispense massive amounts of useful information
2015-08-27 06:14.09 z4hra<3: i´m just here to play
2015-08-27 06:14.17 Absolutely: that´s the limit of your mental processes
2015-08-27 06:14.20 Absolutely: you don´t want to learn
2015-08-27 06:14.21 z4hra<3: ace come
2015-08-27 06:14.24 Absolutely: you just want to hurr durr shoot shit
2015-08-27 06:14.28 Absolutely: which is fun sometimes
2015-08-27 06:14.31 z4hra<3: i learn at uni, not fucking unreal tournament
2015-08-27 06:14.44 Absolutely: you learn at a brainwashing instittution with feminism classes
2015-08-27 06:14.48 Absolutely: and trust me kid
2015-08-27 06:14.53 Absolutely: i will fucking buttslam you every time you talk to me
2015-08-27 06:15.00 Absolutely: enjoy your qq gonna go outside
2015-08-27 06:17.28 Jobo: Kill it karkass
2015-08-27 06:18.52 z4hra<3: what an asshole
2015-08-27 06:22.46 Jobo: Hahahhaha+
2015-08-27 06:23.15 water: fly hunting
2015-08-27 06:24.52 water: hey kar
2015-08-27 06:24.57 karkass: thi
2015-08-27 06:25.21 water: trying to find fly that was bothering me
2015-08-27 06:26.20 Ace: wtf
2015-08-27 06:31.50 Jobo: The last one
2015-08-27 06:31.58 Jobo: And the most difficult
2015-08-27 06:32.02 karkass: no
2015-08-27 06:32.33 Jobo: MMm, In my opinion is it
2015-08-27 06:34.28 Jobo: !v

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