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MH-Impossible-dU
Match Infos
MatchID:124004
Players:8
Teamscore:98,526
Monsterleft:26
Deaths:164
Suicides:0
TeamKills:1
Distance traveled:45,89km
Map Time:00:45:54
Playdate:2016-01-01 05:41:07
Team Awards:
  PlayerScoreDeathsSuicidesTeamKillsTimeDistance
esnero15168 39 0 0 00:45:53 9,16km
EEE_PC*137025 1 0 0 00:45:53 3,28km
Dimitry8282 77 0 1 00:45:31 11,23km
T-Bag47221 2 0 0 00:42:04 9,13km
Mobile91690 24 0 0 00:28:37 5,46km
Allwyn30858 3 0 0 00:23:21 2,19km
Rifleman55432 16 0 0 00:22:42 4,69km
issue10189776 2 0 0 00:04:31 0,76km

Monster Kill Statistic
Player Other TOTAL
esnero 0 0 0/4 0 0 0 3/3 21/1 0/2 24/10 1/15 0 1/1 0 6 0 0 0 0/4 56
EEE_PC* 0 0 1 0 3 0 2 15 0 2 2 0 3 0 9 0 0 0 0/2 37
Dimitry 0 0 0/3 0 3 0 1/3 19/1 1/3 9/18 2/30 0 0/1 0 5 0 0 0 0/22 40
T-Bag 0 0 0 0 0 0 115 11 0 14/1 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 144
Mobile 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/5 5 0 9/4 5/11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/4 19
Allwyn 0 0 0 0 4 0 1 1 0 2/1 0/1 0 1/1 0 7 0 0 0 0 16
Rifleman 0 0 0 0 0 0 8/1 7/1 0 0 26/13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/2 41
issue1018 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2/2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
Monster killed         Killed by Monster
Chatlog
2016-01-01 04:58.51 EEE_PC_901*: naaaaaaa :o
2016-01-01 04:59.19 easylee:skinning?
2016-01-01 04:59.22 dU.Suz:this map is awful
2016-01-01 04:59.23 dU.Suz:yes
2016-01-01 04:59.27 easylee:not familiar with that term lol
2016-01-01 04:59.31 EEE_PC_901*: suc!
2016-01-01 04:59.34 dU.Suz:take the skin off
2016-01-01 04:59.36 dU.Suz:of him
2016-01-01 04:59.37 easylee:woot
2016-01-01 04:59.42 dU.Suz:make nice shoes and bags ^^
2016-01-01 04:59.44 dU.Suz:he´s a cow
2016-01-01 04:59.50 easylee:ah eee
2016-01-01 04:59.52 dU.Suz:yes
2016-01-01 04:59.53 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:00.01 dU.Suz:who do you think i was talking about!
2016-01-01 05:00.10 easylee:the player who left lol
2016-01-01 05:00.14 dU.Suz:you i´ll just whip ^^
2016-01-01 05:00.17 dU.Suz:zbe?
2016-01-01 05:00.19 dU.Suz:pfft
2016-01-01 05:00.20 easylee:yea
2016-01-01 05:00.20 dU.Suz:no
2016-01-01 05:00.27 dU.Suz:barely know him
2016-01-01 05:00.33 easylee:im not worth skinning lol
2016-01-01 05:00.35 dU.Suz:saw me on BT once
2016-01-01 05:00.37 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:01.09 easylee:im a bit exhausted, tough work day with
2016-01-01 05:01.15 easylee:many unexpected emergencies
2016-01-01 05:01.20 easylee:then party
2016-01-01 05:01.26 easylee:and work again soon
2016-01-01 05:01.27 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:01.47 dU.Suz:aww
2016-01-01 05:01.49 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:01.49 easylee:i slept exactly 1,5 h now
2016-01-01 05:01.49 dU.Suz:yeah
2016-01-01 05:01.53 dU.Suz::o
2016-01-01 05:01.53 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:01.57 dU.Suz:my Gods lee!
2016-01-01 05:02.00 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:02.00 easylee:b4 midnight
2016-01-01 05:02.04 dU.Suz:>_<
2016-01-01 05:02.35 easylee:trying to get me wakey with espresso infusion
2016-01-01 05:03.00 dU.Suz:by the way
2016-01-01 05:03.00 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:03.03 dU.Suz:new bag is t bag
2016-01-01 05:03.06 dU.Suz:a new bag
2016-01-01 05:03.08 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:03.13 easylee:dont tell
2016-01-01 05:03.25 dU.Suz:lol just did
2016-01-01 05:03.35 easylee:he patchworked a new bag from tbags
2016-01-01 05:03.42 easylee:.::LOL::.
2016-01-01 05:03.51 dU.Suz:lol he might have
2016-01-01 05:03.55 dU.Suz:i think he´s handy!
2016-01-01 05:04.01 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:04.01 dU.Suz:i feel so awake now!
2016-01-01 05:04.07 dU.Suz:i don´t think i´ll sleep today
2016-01-01 05:04.08 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:04.20 easylee:its the event horizon... even if u dont like thinking about ti
2016-01-01 05:04.24 easylee:it*
2016-01-01 05:04.29 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:04.35 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:04.42 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:04.50 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:04.53 easylee:anyway as long i can talk about holographic universe
2016-01-01 05:05.01 easylee:i should be wakey enough
2016-01-01 05:05.07 dU.Suz:yes
2016-01-01 05:05.08 EEE_PC_901*: vote!
2016-01-01 05:05.20 easylee:so
2016-01-01 05:05.21 dU.Suz:as long as you can go all sciency on my ass, you´re awake enoug
2016-01-01 05:05.23 dU.Suz:h
2016-01-01 05:05.24 easylee:the teapot
2016-01-01 05:05.28 Allwyn: !v
2016-01-01 05:05.29 dU.Suz:to handle everything else
2016-01-01 05:05.35 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:05.36 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:05.44 EEE_PC_901*: ...
2016-01-01 05:05.44 dU.Suz:oh i wanted to give some new years kicks
2016-01-01 05:05.50 dU.Suz:but no one volunteered ^^
2016-01-01 05:05.52 easylee:nice start into the new year, allwyn
2016-01-01 05:06.02 easylee:lol suz
2016-01-01 05:06.03 dU.Suz:oooh in a month or so, my birthday
2016-01-01 05:06.06 dU.Suz:scary
2016-01-01 05:06.07 dU.Suz:xD
2016-01-01 05:06.14 easylee:i survived mine
2016-01-01 05:06.17 easylee:u will as well
2016-01-01 05:06.18 dU.Suz:pffft
2016-01-01 05:06.21 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:06.24 dU.Suz:i always survive mine
2016-01-01 05:06.39 easylee:december is way too much party for 2 weeks in my case
2016-01-01 05:06.54 dU.Suz:you can handle it!
2016-01-01 05:07.06 easylee:bday, xmas, sanctious xmas party, new year
2016-01-01 05:07.34 easylee:i must say im close to the limit this time lol
2016-01-01 05:07.53 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:07.57 dU.Suz:easy there cowboy!
2016-01-01 05:08.00 easylee:as i realized i have a water damage in my house
2016-01-01 05:08.04 easylee:yesterday
2016-01-01 05:08.07 easylee:lol suz
2016-01-01 05:08.24 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:08.39 easylee:so where did everyone go
2016-01-01 05:08.46 easylee:and why did they leave you?
2016-01-01 05:08.55 easylee:did u try to skin everyone?
2016-01-01 05:08.55 dU.Suz:because, they´re party poopers
2016-01-01 05:08.59 easylee:LOL
2016-01-01 05:09.01 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:09.04 dU.Suz:i might have ^^
2016-01-01 05:09.29 easylee:i thought u know how to party in p.
2016-01-01 05:09.40 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:09.40 easylee:at least that was my impression
2016-01-01 05:09.44 dU.Suz:i´m not a party girl!
2016-01-01 05:09.47 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:09.47 dU.Suz::P
2016-01-01 05:09.57 easylee:everyone is
2016-01-01 05:10.01 dU.Suz:i´m good with people, or so i was told!
2016-01-01 05:10.06 dU.Suz:but no, i´m not a party girl ^^
2016-01-01 05:10.09 easylee:see?!
2016-01-01 05:10.20 dU.Suz:lol hearing that from your brother and sister doesn´t count!
2016-01-01 05:10.26 easylee:hahaha
2016-01-01 05:10.29 dU.Suz:it´s like having your parents tell you you´re pretty
2016-01-01 05:10.31 dU.Suz:biased!
2016-01-01 05:10.37 easylee:it might be affected statements
2016-01-01 05:10.59 easylee:(we have to build her up a little)
2016-01-01 05:11.06 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:11.08 easylee:(she was so moody again today)
2016-01-01 05:11.17 easylee:yes suz
2016-01-01 05:11.19 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:11.20 easylee:right suz
2016-01-01 05:11.21 dU.Suz:yes
2016-01-01 05:11.24 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:11.28 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:11.33 easylee:sure suz
2016-01-01 05:11.38 dU.Suz:of course lee
2016-01-01 05:11.39 dU.Suz:yes lee
2016-01-01 05:11.40 dU.Suz:sure lee
2016-01-01 05:11.41 easylee:hahaha
2016-01-01 05:11.42 dU.Suz:mhm lee
2016-01-01 05:11.45 dU.Suz:true lee
2016-01-01 05:11.50 easylee:thats what u do anyway
2016-01-01 05:11.52 dU.Suz:uh huh lee
2016-01-01 05:11.53 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:12.00 dU.Suz:what is it i do???!
2016-01-01 05:12.21 easylee:ok i try to get that escape now:
2016-01-01 05:12.26 easylee:comforting me
2016-01-01 05:12.28 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:12.33 dU.Suz:oh... you...
2016-01-01 05:12.43 dU.Suz:escape denied
2016-01-01 05:12.47 easylee:hahah
2016-01-01 05:12.52 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:12.54 easylee:gpf
2016-01-01 05:12.58 dU.Suz:indeed
2016-01-01 05:13.00 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:13.09 dU.Suz:assertion failed
2016-01-01 05:13.12 easylee:so you have been here for longer?
2016-01-01 05:13.14 dU.Suz:i get that a lot too
2016-01-01 05:13.18 dU.Suz:i´ve been on and off
2016-01-01 05:13.24 dU.Suz:i went crazy, i mean CRAZY
2016-01-01 05:13.27 easylee:i hope your on now
2016-01-01 05:13.31 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:13.40 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:13.45 easylee:crazy about party poopers?
2016-01-01 05:13.51 dU.Suz:no
2016-01-01 05:13.57 dU.Suz:i was just very mean at some point...
2016-01-01 05:14.07 easylee:woot
2016-01-01 05:14.12 easylee:nad i wasnt here, damnit
2016-01-01 05:14.20 dU.Suz:yeah ^^
2016-01-01 05:14.26 dU.Suz:i was a potty mouth
2016-01-01 05:14.26 Mobile:need help guys?
2016-01-01 05:14.31 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:14.31 dU.Suz:sooo so bad
2016-01-01 05:14.34 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:14.35 easylee:hahahahaha
2016-01-01 05:14.45 dU.Suz:yes mobile, jump in!
2016-01-01 05:14.52 dU.Suz:dont just stand there
2016-01-01 05:14.52 easylee:fill in that hole
2016-01-01 05:14.55 dU.Suz:mhm
2016-01-01 05:14.58 dU.Suz:fill some hole :D
2016-01-01 05:15.03 easylee:any hole
2016-01-01 05:15.04 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:15.07 easylee:just do something^^
2016-01-01 05:15.19 dU.Suz:mhm ^^
2016-01-01 05:15.21 EEE_PC_901*: oops
2016-01-01 05:15.36 easylee:quite a holistic view of things, ha ha ha
2016-01-01 05:15.46 dU.Suz:filling holes?
2016-01-01 05:15.49 easylee:yea lol
2016-01-01 05:15.52 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:16.13 easylee:well holes as a topic
2016-01-01 05:16.31 easylee:its the basic of life
2016-01-01 05:16.33 Mobile: load ammo first
2016-01-01 05:16.40 easylee:and that
2016-01-01 05:16.41 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:16.45 easylee:load ammo first
2016-01-01 05:17.02 easylee:suz? peeing again?
2016-01-01 05:17.06 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:17.15 dU.Suz:holes are a nifty topic
2016-01-01 05:17.16 dU.Suz:nooo
2016-01-01 05:17.19 easylee:
2016-01-01 05:17.19 dU.Suz:not yet anyway
2016-01-01 05:17.22 dU.Suz:soon, very soon
2016-01-01 05:17.23 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:17.39 easylee:aprof of mine once made a movie about
2016-01-01 05:17.51 easylee:the meaning of barriers for life
2016-01-01 05:18.08 easylee:with concentration difference
2016-01-01 05:18.14 easylee:osmotic differences
2016-01-01 05:18.17 easylee:no life
2016-01-01 05:18.41 easylee:i always tried to transcend scientific knowledge
2016-01-01 05:18.51 easylee:into philosophical thoughts
2016-01-01 05:18.59 easylee:so barriers
2016-01-01 05:19.08 easylee:have different functions
2016-01-01 05:19.13 dU.Suz:oh my Goddess
2016-01-01 05:19.19 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:19.19 dU.Suz:I have to control myself right now
2016-01-01 05:19.23 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:19.24 dU.Suz:before i say something BAD
2016-01-01 05:19.28 easylee:DO IT
2016-01-01 05:19.40 dU.Suz:LEE!
2016-01-01 05:19.44 easylee:thats it?
2016-01-01 05:19.46 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:19.48 dU.Suz:NO
2016-01-01 05:19.49 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:19.50 easylee:hahaha
2016-01-01 05:19.57 dU.Suz:i was going to say, i love it when you talk "dirty"
2016-01-01 05:20.02 dU.Suz:so psssh
2016-01-01 05:20.02 easylee:hahahahaha
2016-01-01 05:20.05 dU.Suz:ssssh!
2016-01-01 05:20.10 easylee:LMAO
2016-01-01 05:20.14 easylee:i knew ud like it
2016-01-01 05:20.27 dU.Suz:OH YOU TEASE!
2016-01-01 05:20.30 easylee:sex is brain anyway
2016-01-01 05:20.36 dU.Suz:YES GODDAMN YES
2016-01-01 05:20.39 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:20.41 dU.Suz:i love a man with a brain
2016-01-01 05:20.46 Mobile: bad luck. rocket skaarj
2016-01-01 05:20.47 easylee:every w does
2016-01-01 05:21.00 EEE_PC_901*: i killed your master karkass allwyn,big is the foooOrce
2016-01-01 05:21.00 dU.Suz:mhm ^^
2016-01-01 05:21.11 easylee:its called breducers
2016-01-01 05:21.21 easylee:no its not
2016-01-01 05:21.25 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:21.33 Mobile: allwyn, apprentice of general?
2016-01-01 05:21.38 easylee:i start to think like my fucked up kb lol
2016-01-01 05:21.47 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:21.51 dU.Suz:apprentice of general
2016-01-01 05:21.57 dU.Suz:that one needs an assertion failed more often
2016-01-01 05:22.00 easylee:that sums it up
2016-01-01 05:22.02 EEE_PC_901*: karkass is not general..i know well well well karkass player
2016-01-01 05:22.13 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:22.25 easylee:its sad how k. managed to brainwash, a.
2016-01-01 05:22.25 Mobile: general is cuter for sure
2016-01-01 05:22.26 EEE_PC_901*: its the sun of kakass
2016-01-01 05:23.02 dU.Suz:pfft
2016-01-01 05:23.09 dU.Suz:back slap for you
2016-01-01 05:23.09 easylee:dumdidumdipeedidum
2016-01-01 05:23.12 dU.Suz:just for saying that ^^
2016-01-01 05:23.13 easylee:ah
2016-01-01 05:23.30 easylee:mesaying what?
2016-01-01 05:23.51 easylee:anyway, keep that slapping
2016-01-01 05:23.54 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:24.03 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:24.08 dU.Suz:no, that was for moblie
2016-01-01 05:24.10 dU.Suz:goddamn
2016-01-01 05:24.13 dU.Suz:MOBILE
2016-01-01 05:24.18 Mobile: im nice
2016-01-01 05:24.26 easylee:damnit i knew i dont get it all and fractioned only
2016-01-01 05:24.35 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:24.41 dU.Suz:you get the best of it, which is whipping!
2016-01-01 05:24.45 easylee:hahaha
2016-01-01 05:24.51 dU.Suz:he gets the slap because of praising general
2016-01-01 05:24.52 easylee:not sure yet lol
2016-01-01 05:24.55 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:25.03 easylee:ah that was a slight desorientation
2016-01-01 05:25.08 Mobile: general does not insult. better than mr kark
2016-01-01 05:25.11 easylee:he didnt mean it
2016-01-01 05:25.18 easylee:general is kark lol
2016-01-01 05:25.26 EEE_PC_901*: not is it
2016-01-01 05:25.29 dU.Suz:pfft
2016-01-01 05:25.36 dU.Suz:wb issue something something
2016-01-01 05:25.45 EEE_PC_901*: general not have the excellent gaplay of karki
2016-01-01 05:25.49 dU.Suz:oh GOds i feel sweaty
2016-01-01 05:25.52 EEE_PC_901*: gameplay
2016-01-01 05:25.52 easylee:the numbers can vary if u insist
2016-01-01 05:25.54 dU.Suz:why do i feel like this
2016-01-01 05:25.54 EEE_PC_901*: general not have the excellent gaplay of karki
2016-01-01 05:25.57 dU.Suz:xD
2016-01-01 05:26.02 easylee:sorry
2016-01-01 05:26.07 easylee:i can have that effect
2016-01-01 05:26.14 dU.Suz:OH
2016-01-01 05:26.18 Mobile: neither does kark have execellent gameplay
2016-01-01 05:26.19 dU.Suz:so full of yourself ^^
2016-01-01 05:26.24 dU.Suz:pfft
2016-01-01 05:26.28 dU.Suz:that guy is awful
2016-01-01 05:26.32 dU.Suz:an awful team player
2016-01-01 05:26.32 EEE_PC_901*: in french,general is "couille molle" :D, not hard karkass playing
2016-01-01 05:26.39 dU.Suz:i don´t know why he even bothers playing here
2016-01-01 05:26.46 dU.Suz:he should play on challenge small
2016-01-01 05:26.53 dU.Suz:then he can worship himself
2016-01-01 05:26.59 EEE_PC_901*: general is ...smoothy for me
2016-01-01 05:27.00 dU.Suz:bla bla bla
2016-01-01 05:27.01 easylee:aaaaan he would never risk his life for a girl^^
2016-01-01 05:27.07 easylee:thats inacceptable
2016-01-01 05:27.09 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:27.33 dU.Suz:he´s a fcking bad team player
2016-01-01 05:27.36 easylee:ne neither lol, i just pretend it was risky ^^
2016-01-01 05:27.38 EEE_PC_901*: i kill easily general players,not karkass
2016-01-01 05:27.43 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:27.45 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:27.53 EEE_PC_901*: i sure
2016-01-01 05:28.01 dU.Suz:bad lee ^^
2016-01-01 05:28.09 easylee:bad bad bad
2016-01-01 05:28.22 dU.Suz:very bad!
2016-01-01 05:28.33 easylee:but i wasnt exagerating
2016-01-01 05:28.38 easylee:just recently
2016-01-01 05:28.44 easylee:a colleague
2016-01-01 05:28.55 easylee:told me she wouldnt be able to work with me
2016-01-01 05:29.10 easylee:because i would be too distracting^^
2016-01-01 05:29.13 dU.Suz:because she couldn´t keep her pants on
2016-01-01 05:29.13 easylee:lol
2016-01-01 05:29.16 dU.Suz:of course
2016-01-01 05:29.16 easylee:yes
2016-01-01 05:29.17 dU.Suz:haha
2016-01-01 05:29.22 dU.Suz:not surprised
2016-01-01 05:29.30 easylee:she is married goddamn
2016-01-01 05:29.58 dU.Suz:OH
2016-01-01 05:30.06 easylee:its their fault telling me they are
2016-01-01 05:30.12 dU.Suz:when does THAT ever prevents people from feeling frisky
2016-01-01 05:30.14 easylee:i have prnciples lol
2016-01-01 05:30.25 dU.Suz:you have, she has
2016-01-01 05:30.27 dU.Suz:mhm
2016-01-01 05:30.36 dU.Suz:her nether regions do not ^^
2016-01-01 05:30.38 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:30.43 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:30.58 EEE_PC_901*: tks,take a deemer
2016-01-01 05:31.04 dU.Suz:see, i know it
2016-01-01 05:31.05 easylee:some weird feelings in my regions aroused as well
2016-01-01 05:31.10 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:31.10 dU.Suz:yes, of course
2016-01-01 05:31.11 dU.Suz:normal
2016-01-01 05:31.19 dU.Suz:wouldn´t expect it any other way, tbh
2016-01-01 05:31.24 dU.Suz:men will be men
2016-01-01 05:31.27 easylee:its biology
2016-01-01 05:31.31 dU.Suz:uh huh
2016-01-01 05:31.38 easylee:and mostly pheromones
2016-01-01 05:31.43 dU.Suz:so don´t give me the "i have principles" talk
2016-01-01 05:31.44 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:31.52 dU.Suz:principles or not, you felt it as much as she did
2016-01-01 05:31.52 easylee:i will , but
2016-01-01 05:31.57 easylee:then u can punish me^^
2016-01-01 05:32.00 dU.Suz:that is forfeited
2016-01-01 05:32.10 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:32.16 easylee:ok i admit its her nose
2016-01-01 05:32.22 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:32.23 EEE_PC_901*: i see starwars 7 on ciné,good movie,i like biguest starships :D
2016-01-01 05:32.27 dU.Suz:HER NOSE?
2016-01-01 05:32.30 dU.Suz:is it that nice?
2016-01-01 05:32.31 easylee:yes lol
2016-01-01 05:32.34 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:32.36 easylee:i just cant look at it
2016-01-01 05:32.40 easylee:rofkl
2016-01-01 05:32.41 dU.Suz:lol???
2016-01-01 05:32.50 easylee:she might be pretty
2016-01-01 05:32.53 dU.Suz:now that just cracked me up
2016-01-01 05:32.57 easylee:but the nose kills it
2016-01-01 05:33.04 dU.Suz:she can have a nose job
2016-01-01 05:33.09 easylee:kind of
2016-01-01 05:33.40 dU.Suz:o.O
2016-01-01 05:33.43 easylee:well, she even called in sick
2016-01-01 05:33.49 easylee:she was serious
2016-01-01 05:33.59 easylee:what do you do in such a situation
2016-01-01 05:34.07 dU.Suz:i dunno???
2016-01-01 05:34.10 easylee:if not doing it lol
2016-01-01 05:34.25 dU.Suz:because of you???
2016-01-01 05:34.30 easylee:yes
2016-01-01 05:34.39 dU.Suz:Oh MY Goddess man
2016-01-01 05:34.44 dU.Suz:tone that charm down
2016-01-01 05:34.48 dU.Suz:bottle it and sell it ^^
2016-01-01 05:34.49 easylee:i tried
2016-01-01 05:34.57 easylee:its like in the perfume
2016-01-01 05:35.02 dU.Suz:you tried... TRIED
2016-01-01 05:35.08 dU.Suz:you didnt try hard enough
2016-01-01 05:35.09 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:35.11 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:35.30 easylee:"weh dir, oh zarathustra, du siehst aus wie einer,
2016-01-01 05:35.46 easylee:der gold verschluckt hat"
2016-01-01 05:36.02 dU.Suz:now translate it for me, will ya
2016-01-01 05:36.04 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:36.06 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:36.29 easylee:"beware, oh zarathustra, you like someone who just ate gold"
2016-01-01 05:36.47 dU.Suz:so, that´s meant for her, eh
2016-01-01 05:36.53 easylee:nope
2016-01-01 05:36.53 dU.Suz:you´re dangerous
2016-01-01 05:37.03 easylee:its the ambivalence of attraction
2016-01-01 05:37.10 dU.Suz:well... it happens
2016-01-01 05:37.14 easylee:its nice but dangerous as well
2016-01-01 05:37.31 easylee:yes, i managed to calm it down
2016-01-01 05:37.38 easylee:by ignoring her for weeks
2016-01-01 05:37.43 dU.Suz:poor woman
2016-01-01 05:37.46 easylee:yes
2016-01-01 05:37.48 dU.Suz:lol
2016-01-01 05:37.51 easylee:i mean it
2016-01-01 05:37.52 EEE_PC_901*: this queen is bad...
2016-01-01 05:37.57 dU.Suz:i cannot imagine, really
2016-01-01 05:38.03 easylee:i didnt want to ignore her but i had to
2016-01-01 05:38.08 dU.Suz:whichever woman you´d date
2016-01-01 05:38.14 easylee:i can lol
2016-01-01 05:38.21 dU.Suz:would be dying of jealousy
2016-01-01 05:38.27 dU.Suz:because you´re a walking magnet
2016-01-01 05:38.41 easylee:some women are as well
2016-01-01 05:38.44 easylee:so
2016-01-01 05:38.46 dU.Suz:yes, true
2016-01-01 05:38.50 easylee:its mutual
2016-01-01 05:39.02 dU.Suz:mhm
2016-01-01 05:39.16 easylee:i stopped starting relationships
2016-01-01 05:39.23 easylee:i am a freelancer nowLOL
2016-01-01 05:39.30 dU.Suz:haha
2016-01-01 05:39.33 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:39.39 dU.Suz:oh that´s just as bad
2016-01-01 05:39.41 dU.Suz:LOL
2016-01-01 05:39.43 easylee:rofl
2016-01-01 05:39.57 dU.Suz:world of trouble
2016-01-01 05:40.04 easylee:less stressful i must say
2016-01-01 05:40.05 dU.Suz:unless they´re as removed as you
2016-01-01 05:40.14 dU.Suz:in which case, it´s not as bad
2016-01-01 05:40.32 easylee:i try to restrict my charm to small doses
2016-01-01 05:40.36 easylee:LOL
2016-01-01 05:40.59 dU.Suz:i somehow cannot fathom that... LOL
2016-01-01 05:41.06 Allwyn: !v
2016-01-01 05:41.08 easylee:lol suz, smiling^^
2016-01-01 05:41.08 dU.Suz:i´m so sure you try as hard as hell, but you cannot
2016-01-01 05:41.19 easylee:hahahahaha allwyn
2016-01-01 05:41.21 dU.Suz:lol yes, i am smilling
2016-01-01 05:41.24 dU.Suz:and allwyn
2016-01-01 05:41.26 easylee:me 2^^
2016-01-01 05:41.31 dU.Suz:OI ALLWYN
2016-01-01 05:41.35 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:41.39 dU.Suz:IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THE FIRST KICK OF THE YEAR
2016-01-01 05:41.42 dU.Suz:don´t you dare.
2016-01-01 05:41.44 dU.Suz:i mean it :3
2016-01-01 05:41.45 easylee:^^
2016-01-01 05:41.48 Allwyn: hahahahaha
2016-01-01 05:41.52 dU.Suz:hohohohoho
2016-01-01 05:41.54 easylee:pff
2016-01-01 05:41.58 dU.Suz:do you dout
2016-01-01 05:42.00 EEE_PC_901*: !v
2016-01-01 05:42.01 dU.Suz:goddamn
2016-01-01 05:42.02 dU.Suz:doubt
2016-01-01 05:42.04 Allwyn: you all just know to do kicking work
2016-01-01 05:42.11 Allwyn: none of the other work you all have
2016-01-01 05:42.14 Mobile: the perfect scenario would be kark and general as a team
2016-01-01 05:42.14 easylee:how can a written laughing sound different^^
2016-01-01 05:42.17 dU.Suz:want a ban for it?
2016-01-01 05:42.22 dU.Suz:^^
2016-01-01 05:42.33 Allwyn: take my cock suz
2016-01-01 05:42.39 easylee:mobile, kark IS gneral
2016-01-01 05:42.43 dU.Suz:Oh honey, i´ll take more than that
2016-01-01 05:42.43 easylee:woot
2016-01-01 05:42.44 EEE_PC_901*: not

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