2015-09-02 17:51.00 Absolutely: beware of things that you would put your hand on
2015-09-02 17:51.04 Absolutely: like the handle of a spatula
2015-09-02 17:51.11 Absolutely: or the handle of a toothbrush
2015-09-02 17:51.18 Absolutely: that is where the "smart guys" put the poison
2015-09-02 17:51.35 Skarn: i think i wash my hands a bit too much
2015-09-02 17:51.46 Absolutely: i usually get in about 40 a day
2015-09-02 17:51.51 Absolutely: more if rat handling
2015-09-02 17:52.00 Skarn: 1 question absolutely
2015-09-02 17:52.01 Absolutely: not because of disease but because of pee and poo
2015-09-02 17:52.03 Skarn: why do you have a rat?
2015-09-02 17:52.07 Absolutely: he´s pretty cool
2015-09-02 17:52.19 Absolutely: you should keep one they will tell you what poison it
2015-09-02 17:52.20 Absolutely: is
2015-09-02 17:52.23 Absolutely: if you show it to them
2015-09-02 17:52.31 Absolutely: and the hair on their back stands up, you can do this with a dog too
2015-09-02 17:52.35 Absolutely: do not use the product
2015-09-02 17:52.37 Absolutely: throw it away
2015-09-02 17:52.43 Absolutely: you can do it with a cat too
2015-09-02 17:52.52 Absolutely: i mean don´t piss off your animals but if you need confirmation
2015-09-02 17:53.08 Absolutely: when I detect poison the hair on my back stands straight the fuck up like there´s static on it
2015-09-02 17:53.15 Absolutely: i use my olfactory receptors
2015-09-02 17:53.23 Absolutely: and synesthesia allows me to taste things with my nose
2015-09-02 17:53.28 Absolutely: without putting them in my mouth
2015-09-02 17:53.53 Absolutely: i have the tools that have kept man alive and strong for hundreds of years, all animals have them too
2015-09-02 17:54.01 Absolutely: it´s best to take the judgements of your animal to heart
2015-09-02 17:54.19 Absolutely: it´s not about "strong noses" it´s about the physiological reactions their bodies have to poison
2015-09-02 17:54.27 Absolutely: because they´re real and they´re instant
2015-09-02 17:54.35 Absolutely: if your dog is misbehaving it probably smells something
2015-09-02 17:54.55 Absolutely: "covering food" is another behavior that expresses that they think there is danger
2015-09-02 17:55.12 Absolutely: all in all the rat was a horrible decision but I just gotta get to the store and buy some safe bedding
2015-09-02 17:55.21 Absolutely: he had no formal training so he pees everywhere and it smells awful
2015-09-02 17:55.28 Absolutely: had to move him away from my desk
2015-09-02 17:55.44 Absolutely: once that´s in place though he should be a-ok
2015-09-02 17:55.57 Absolutely: they are extremely cuddly and will tell you when something is wrong in the air of your home
2015-09-02 17:56.18 Absolutely: they will keep you safe from america because in order to keep rodents you have to throw thousands of things away
2015-09-02 17:56.26 Absolutely: you have to avoid hundreds of poisons
2015-09-02 17:56.29 Absolutely: allergens, dust
2015-09-02 17:56.32 Absolutely: smoke
2015-09-02 17:56.49 Absolutely: and what happens if you dont? if you spray air freshener?
2015-09-02 17:57.02 Absolutely: they fucking flip out, they piss all over the place, they misbehave, thrash around, throw shit, destroy shit
2015-09-02 17:57.08 Absolutely: just like your dog or cat will
2015-09-02 17:57.13 Elite*Killer: !quit
2015-09-02 17:57.35 Absolutely: he has awful nails though sharper than a cat´s
2015-09-02 17:57.46 Absolutely: and yes a male rat can kill a human with a single bite
2015-09-02 17:58.10 Absolutely: the respect necessary keeps me in line, keeps me happy
2015-09-02 17:58.37 Absolutely: he´s back down to about 2 pounds now but still 15 inches long, massive rat
2015-09-02 17:58.49 Absolutely: albino, no ultraviolet light allowed in room
2015-09-02 17:59.40 Absolutely: i mean with rules and regulations and animal laws the easiest and most convenient animal you can own is a rat or a mouse
2015-09-02 17:59.48 Absolutely: there are no shots, they are bred out of illness
2015-09-02 17:59.58 Absolutely: little to no veterinary care, extremely strong and healthy animals
2015-09-02 18:00.02 Absolutely: when not exposed to allergens
2015-09-02 18:00.18 Absolutely: the only issue they have is with their lungs and lung collapse